For some reason, I thought I’d deleted this review. I guess I did, but I just moved some others onto my computer, under Documents, for some strange reason, I don’t know why, either. I think I might just have to redo the first five on this list, which are Pokemon, Digimon Zero Two, Yugioh, Dragonball Gt, and Naruto. But allow me to just explain what I’m saying: I do NOT own any of the eighteen shows that are going to be reviewed, all of those shows belong to their original owners, DBZ belongs to Funimation and Akira Toriyama. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto and Viz, Elfen Lied belongs to Lynn Okamoto, Black Butler belongs to Yana Toboso. I am not, in any way, shape or form, making a profit off of this. Under the fair use doctrine, reviews are allowed for educational, for legal purposes, and for entertainment.
Note to self: I just wanted to say something as a copyright thing cos that’s probably the mature thing to say. Well, this is my first time writing up a new blog post in a while-and one that’s going to be transferred to Tumblr as well. Let’s just say I got sick and tired of no feedback on Deviantart and decided to move back here. I have been enamored with Tumblr ever since, because this website beats DA in several ways. The Tumblr users are much nicer than DA reviewers, I’ve gotten nasty reviews there before.
So I decided to come here. Let me just say a few warnings beforehand; the anime on this list ARE the worst ones I’ve ever watched. Now for some of you out there, these might happen to be your favorite anime, some of these shows I’m gonna discuss are very mainstream, and thus some of you reading this might become offended. But do not attack me and do not insult me, because this is merely my opinion.
There are several kinds of anime that I don’t like: this takes the shape of various forms, like:
1. I’m not interested in them. I’ll watch them, try to, but it just didn’t engage me, the plot was too slow-moving, or boring, or things were too hard to understand or the characters were weak, but I will say you can enjoy these shows. I’m just not interested in them.
2. I watched them and they were so bad I couldn’t watch any more than a few episodes and felt like puking. Sorry, but I’m going to be rather blunt on here. I don’t sugar-coat things when it comes to my reviews. I tell it like it is to me.
3. I watched them or read them and felt like I died inside. But that doesn’t mean others can’t read and enjoy them, I just don’t like them. And that also does not mean I won’t roleplay with people who play these characters, because I will. I have nothing against the people who roleplay these characters, I just don’t like the show itself. I would like it if you respect my opinions about shows-and then I’ll respect yours as well.
Hello, I assume you know me from my previous blog posts-this is Shirotantei, or the one who calls herself Lacie. Now that I’ve gotten all the complicated shit out of the way, and this is a review I haven’t done in a while, so anyway….I imagine a lot of us on WordPress and Tumblr do like anime, but not everyone likes anime, we’ve gotta remember that general rule when we roleplay, there are others who don’t like anime, there are immature idiots who like to pick on those who don’t like anime, and then there are those who aren’t interested.
And, anime fans, I believe there’s a fine line between being an anime fan and being a weeaboo. And I certainly do not want to cross the line. This is my opinion but I don’t want to be flamed. I want you to set your judgment aside before you review this and not try to gorily kill the critic for her opinion. Anyway, what is anime? For those not in the know, it is animation made in Japan or in other places, which tries to tell a story, with elaborate artwork, a continuing storyline, and 2-D drawings of characters. Most notable are the spiky hair, big eyes, exaggerated emotion faces like the sweatdrops, blushes, nosebleeds, and the angry faces which have taken their place in the emoticons (many of which are inspired and used by fans of anime) and generally have become part of American culture whether some people like it or not.
It’s a different way of telling a story, like my father once said. Unfortunately, not every anime that comes out of Japan is good. We have the NSFW ones, and we know how I feel about them-I hate those kinds of works-therefore, no disgusting stuff like that will be covered, except for a disgusting one which warrants a mention by how bad it is.
Now, what exactly classifies as a bad series? Does it have to be something so terrible that it’s ranked on the Bottom 100 list on animenewsnetwork.com? Maybe it’s a show that started out good, but lost steam over time and instead became a trainwreck, the same can be said of many mainstream series, anime or not. Maybe the main characters have made the show terrible, and you just can’t stand watching them, which is the case with a few others, or maybe they weren’t faithful to the original material.
Now I’ve said before that I dislike people who whine and complain about faithfulness to the script. 100% adhering to the canon plot is annoying, but not being faithful to the script in any way, shape, or form, is not good, either. Where shall we begin? I have ventured down into the depths of anime hell in order to bring you back these monstrosities, these shows that were SO bad that I just COULD not watch them to their fullest, they were just so dumb, so stupid….either way, I didn’t like any of these. Keep in mind many of these might BE shows you love. If so, exit this page right now-wait, on second thought, I don’t care if you’re butthurt-just be mature on my page, please.
So number one is…..
How many of us remember watching Pokemon as kids? We watched Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu throughout their journeys, in the Orange Islands, in the Indigo League, we watched Ash Ketchum get his Bulbasaur, his Squirtle, whatever, battle Team Rocket as they try to capture Pikachu and fail. We remember the fun times we had with that, right? We’d play Pokemon at school, trade them to different versions, there are at least six generations now, along with the side games of Mystery Dungeon, innumerable games for many other platforms, and I am proud to call myself a Pokemon nerd.
I own the plushies, some toys, t-shirts, posters, a lot of novelizations, some manga, some of the anime episodes, some of the movies, and most notably the games. I am not afraid to say that I have most of them (I have saved you the torment of having to listen to my fangirling, thank you very much)
Well, let’s just say that probably everyone’s heard of Pokemon. It was really big back in 1999, and it, along with Digimon, Sailor Moon, DBZ, and Toonami in general, helped to popularize anime and help it become more well-known in the eyes of U.S. audiences. However, some things aren’t so good now that we look back on them and I think a lot of us have what TV Tropes calls a Nostalgia Filter, in other words, as time goes by, we kinda forget the flaws of a TV show. We tend to glorify the TV shows of our past, we like to pretend there’s nothing wrong with them (and even when there is) we like to pretend that it never has the flaw to begin with. So what exactly is wrong with Pokemon? Well, the video games are excellent, they have a good storyline for all ages, good music, good morals, and overall they have a very good and engaging plot.
Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for the anime of the same name. While the Pokemon adventures manga is fairly interesting and takes a divergent path, the anime is pretty much formulaic. Actually, I read on TV Tropes that the formulaic plot was never intended to be that way. I don’t know. I remember as a kid I idolized Ash. I thought he was such a great trainer and wanted to be like him. I loved Ash, Misty and Brock, and I have their figures. But now that I look back at it, my god….how terrible it is! Why? Well, first, let’s take a look at the amount of research 4kids put into it before they dubbed it: they put barely ANY effort to it at all.
For example, they call a Pidgeot Pidgeotto, which (you think they would understand that since different pokemon evolve and acquire different names and understand that), they call Arcanine Growlithe. But some of the major ones are worse, like the scene where Pikachu defies the law of Pokemon and manages to K.O. a Ground-Rock type with an Electric attack, despite the fact that it should have no effect.
Oddly enough for some reason, Rock Type moves are SUPER effective against Electric Types in the first generation. Anyone else remember those weird things? I remember that for some reason, Poison Types were weak to Bugs. It’s just kinda strange.
The thing is that….with these large glaring holes, like for example, Brock once says that ‘All of Ash’s Pokemon are Water Types and they’re weak to Fire Type moves.’
Me: What? Phanpy is a fucking ground type. If you think every blue Pokemon is a Water type, then you’re fucking stupid. Oh, Minun must be a Water Type because it’s blue and yellow! Nope, it’s an electric type, idiot. Pokemon does not discriminate based on color. Not every red Pokemon is a Fire Type, just as not every yellow Pokemon is an Electric Type. Second, Phanpy is not affected by Fire Type moves. Totodile is Water, Phanpy is Ground and the two are resistant to Fire Types, they’re not affected by that. And you have to be plain crazy to have the reasoning that Water is WEAK to Fire. Go back to school.
Here are the bad things about this series.
1.The voice acting is terrible. No one took their roles seriously and over-emote and it’s just bad.
2.The dub changes things from Japanese to English, by changing tea to lemonade, or rice balls to donuts, despite the fact that rice ball in Ash’s hands looks nothing remotely like a freaking donut. That, my friends, is called Bowdlerization and it’s pretty, pretty stupid. Now I understand removing the episodes with guns pointed at people because of violence.
But nothing more can be said about my ire for this series than its unfaithfulness to the game, and for how many times Ash does not follow normal Pokemon logic. Ash Ketchum is, without a doubt, the worst Pokemon trainer ever. First, he doesn’t evolve his Pokemon at all, which puts him at a clear disadvantage against other trainers who level up their pokemon and evolve them. It makes them weak.
2.He always makes dumbass decisions.
Despite the fact that he’s been a trainer for god-knows-how-many-years, he has no understanding of Pokemon at all. He should know by now, like in the first season, he was just a growing kid, but he is a dumbass to the highest order, because he can’t do anything right. He always makes some kind of stupid mistake; Ash’s Pikachu is overpowered and destroys every single Pokemon. The worst part is that the plot is as good as tissue paper.
It’s always the same damned thing every time: Ash and friends are wandering around, they encounter a Pokemon and its trainer, Ash battles and then loses. And then Team Rocket shows up and captures Pikachu and the other Pokemon. So Ash uses his other Pokemon to kick Team Rocket’s ass. Rinse and repeat. That is how every single fucking episode of this 700+ anime show has gone. I am not kidding here.
There is a difference between sticking to a formula and sticking to a formula and not changing anything to the point where it becomes ABSURD. It is absurd to the point where anyone over a certain age who watches it feels like vomiting. What dumbass would make a kids’ show so bad that even adults can’t watch it with their kids without feeling like they want to puke? I don’t understand. Going back and watching this show now is like a trip into hell.
But you know, the worst of it has to be Ash himself. Not only is he a stupid trainer, but the series is surprisingly pessimistic. Because I remember Ash going to the Indigo League, and I got really psyched, because I thought he was going to win. And then a bunch of convenient shit happens to make him lose.
First Team Rocket shows up to make him late and no one believes his excuse despite the fact that Ash has been attacked by them for god knows how long now. Then Ash battles against a kid who has a Butterfree, Charmander, and Pikachu, all very similar to Ash’s Pokemon. And he wins, conveniently, leaving poor Ash heartbroken. And none of his friends believe him. They all turn their backs on him. And Ash would have the ASPCA on his ass for how many times he abandons Pokemon. He catches Pokemon, befriends them and then ditches them at Professor Oak’s. That’s neglect. That’s illegal.
And every time-it’s really a depressing moral-to teach kids because any time Ash even dreams about going to the Pokemon League, God is like ‘fuck you’ and crushes his dreams in front of his face. It is so freaking annoying and pathetic that writers would sink to something that low. Now I’d understand completely if it was like the games, where you win some, you lose some. But Ash loses ALL the time, to the point where it’s absurd. He’s been a trainer for 16 plus years and he still can’t win a fight to save his life? That’s not fair, the writers are just being assholes for no good reason.
And because of that, Ash is a sucky character. What kind of kid wants to be a trainer who uses the wrong Pokemon, loses all the time and is just an idiot? I know he’s kind and what not, but there’s a difference between being an idiot hero who’s nice and just plain dumb, and everyone in this show is just plain stupid. This show is just….tarnishing the name of Pokemon. There’s nothing good about this.
Honestly, guys, it pains me to review this, because Pokemon was my childhood, I used to worship it and now I look at it and realize it’s a piece of shit. So why is it the worst anime ever? First, it’s what most people think of when they think of anime; introduce them to something else, like the games, or Mystery Dungeon, even Explorers of Time isn’t as cruel to you as this series is to Ash. And that’s saying a lot, because in that game you’re slaves to a Guild that steals most of your money.
This show sucks and the video games are far superior. This show ruined itself. It’s just gone on for far too long.
Now, next on the list of shows that will certainly have me burning in hell is…Digimon.
2. Digimon Zero Two.
Digimon and Pokemon are frequently pitted against each other. There are at least five different series, I know I watched four out of five of them and I didn’t like Data Squad. I really liked Tamers, I really liked the idea of Digimon having a complex plot and the bonds between the trainers and the Digimon. My fave is Frontier, which I loved. I loved the idea of humans becoming one with Digimon. It was awesome. I used to watch all of them on Jetix. But I especially loved Frontier; the characters were well-developed, it was a breath of fresh air, but apparently people didn’t like that for some reason. Sigh….
The one I will be covering is probably one of the most overrated, Digimon Two. Don’t get me wrong, Digimon Adventures one is the one that started everything, however it did suffer from repetitiveness. But overall, it was a pretty good series. But this series gets a zero in my book. Why? Because it makes a mistake that a lot of shows do when starting anew, for some reason the writers of the show decided that the old characters weren’t good enough anymore. That they needed to be shoved to the side for a bunch of characters we’re given no time to relate with. Pretty much, they’re just shallow replacements for the originals. I liked T.K. better as a character. And Davis is a pain in the ass who never shuts up. The plot for this show makes no sense.
I thought the first Digidestined were the only ones who can wield their digivices. But why would you shove them aside? The only thing is that they’re not adults yet, they’re still in junior high, and high school, and yet they can’t be main leads. What kind of reasoning is that? In most anime series, most of the characters that are around that age are active in the plot. Madoka is 14, she’s a fucking magical girl. Kyubey didn’t walk up to her and say, ‘Oh you’re 14. You can’t be a magical girl.’
How on earth can you make that statement when most anime has characters around the ages of junior high and high school doing shit? They don’t sit out because they’re ‘too old.’ That’s just unfair and stupid. It’s just a bullshit excuse to have the Mary Sue characters come in and fill the shoes of canon characters who were already good enough to begin with. The villains are awful. The digimon Emperor is terrible, they have a fucking mummy as a villain.
And don’t forget the terribad ending with all their children having digimon. It’s so stupid. Ugh, and that show just makes me sick. It’s like the bad fanfiction where they throw out the old canon series. And that’s why that show deserves to be in hell, no it already is hell, stay away from it!
3. Dragon Ball GT
Dragon Ball brought Shonen to life. We have a lot to thank DB and DBZ for-for bringing us good characters, good fights, and it inspired all the other copycats out there-like Naruto, One Piece, etc. And Bleach. Technically speaking, the other one I’m discussing is one that tries to imitate DBZ’s spirit and fails. It’s not the show’s fault, it’s just the fault of a certain character.
So, what do we say? Well, DBGT wasn’t made by Akira Toriyama, so as much as we fans like to pretend it doesn’t exist, it does, and boy it has more DC-bullshit along the lines of Goku gets shrunk for no reason. And everyone likes to pretend it doesn’t exist-which I can sympathize with. I got this as a kid, on VHS, and I was so excited, saw it once, never watched it again. As a little kid, I could tell what was bad and what wasn’t.
*Looks over at Pokemon.* Okay, maybe not. But even as a little kid, I could tell what was good Dragon Ball Z stuff and what wasn’t. Like I like DB, but I like DBZ better. I liked the Dragonballs, but I didn’t like the goofy nature of it or how they were just meandering with the plot and Emperor Pilaf made it terrible, and worst of all ARE the changes brought about in the characters. Let me ask you something-how the fuck can you take a great character like this-
And then turn him into this mollycoddled, watered down piece of shit here? How? How can you bastardize a great character like Gohan? THIS is what Adult Gohan should look like:
How does he go from someone that awesome, who fights even after losing a fucking arm to two crazy androids and dies, fighting, into a pussified husband who wears GLASSES (WHAT THE HECK IS WITH THIS SHIT? SAIYANS HAVE PERFECT VISION. THEY’RE NOT HUMAN, THEY DON’T NEED FUCKING GLASSES. DID YOU FORGET THAT THEY’RE ALIENS WHOSE VISION, SENSE OF SMELL, AND SOUND IS MUCH BETTER THAN OURS? HUH, SCRIPT WRITERS? Here’s what this pathetic replacement who is in no way related to canon Gohan looks like:
And Videl, Videl isn’t spared from this awfulness, too. Look, Goku didn’t lose his eyesight and become an idiot who wouldn’t fight. Being a husband doesn’t mean you stop fighting and throw your hands up in the air. Once a Saiyan, always a Saiyan, dammit! Do you see Vegeta wearing glasses reading the evening paper? Fuck no, cause he points it out to Gohan himself in Buu Saga that he started to suck once he stopped training.
But there’s another unfortunate victim who suffers from this: the cute, sweet adorable Chibi Trunks:
But unfortunately, instead of becoming this hot, handsome, sexy time traveler who kicks ass and isn’t afraid to while being soft-spoken, gentle, and brave beyond compare-
But nope, instead we get this turd who dares go by the name Trunks: Again, he’s in a business suit. A SAIYAN IN A BUSINESS SUIT? WTF? AND WHY DOES HE NEED GLASSES, TOO? wHAT THE HELL IS THIS MADNESS? http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CAcQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.templeotrunks.com%2Fimages%2Fscreencaps%2Fgt_ep02.html&ei=WnhlVK_fMIujNtyJgpgI&bvm=bv.79142246,d.cWc&psig=AFQjCNEdl0LlTkitrJjaI82JfQirETSkJQ&ust=1416022486940615
Overall, just avoid this steaming pile of shit that dares to go by the name of Dragonball. It’s terrible.
Pretty much all this show is is an advertising vehicle. That’s all it is. Sure, there are some good moral messages. But most of the time, the characters stand around saying shit to each other and summoning imaginary monsters. In DBZ, you could see them punching each other. At least with Pokemon, they’re real. And Yugioh is worse cause they’re just cards.
I tried to read the manga and it was just bad. I just didn’t like it. For some reason as a kid, I liked it. I do adore the Yugioh Abridged Series. I just dislike it now. There’s a certain age range, and then afterwards, you don’t like it anymore. Keep in mind that MLP has more of a story than Pokemon, in my opinion. But if a show about catching and training Pokemon has less creativity to it than a show about six girly ponies with magic, then you’ve got issues.
Now this show has just ended, and it is so overhyped, that I imagine I might be attacked by some people for not liking it. This is a show I used to like, used to worship with all my soul until I realized how terrible it was. It had a great premise, sure, but too many flashbacks, too much filler and this anime is one that has just ended: Naruto.
Now, several years ago, Naruto was full of Narutards who claimed that it was the best show ever, it was seen as the gateway to anime, but…for the longest time I thought it was going to be great. This surely can be a good series with good, well-written characters? Unfortunately, the answer is no. The series started out great, and the dub was good. They pronounce things pretty well. The chakra thing was cool.
But if you wanna know my main reason for hating Naruto, the plot pretty much went to hell…..because of a character…a character named Naruto Uzumaki.
Have you ever known someone who makes claims, claims of being great and powerful? And that they think they’re the greatest person in the world and that no one can dare make fun of them or else, because they’re so great and powerful? Of course, everyone knows this guy; they all know he’s some kind of person who likes to pretend to be someone he isn’t-they all know he’s a person who is very much a dreamer, who does not have his eyes set in the real world-but you guys like him nonetheless, but he’s a nice guy and you consider him a friend-but at the same time, his egotism is a big nuisance.
I’m sure you know people like that. We all do. I used to know a guy who was really nice, but he talked all the time and he very much considered himself to be so important that he thought everyone always wanted to hear what he had to say-even when it wasn’t true. So, what am I getting at?
Now, naming a show after a main character isn’t necessarily a BAD thing; I mean FMA is named after Edward Elric, because that’s his title, and Madoka Magica is named after Madoka because she’s a Magical Girl. But….the main problem is….that when you read a series about a group of characters, you don’t expect EVERYTHING to fucking center around the main character. And when I say everything centers around Naruto, I say it does. But especially because it’s from his viewpoint-and that’s the main problem there.
This is why I’m more into writing third-person perspective, because I can get a better grasp of all the characters, not just one, which I believe was Naruto’s biggest flaw. Because the author chose to focus on the views of just one character, everything was so limited and it dragged back from the potential that this anime had. Now, who is this guy?
Naruto is pretty much the cliched lonely orphan boy who wants to fit in somewhere; he’s pretty much the loser we’ve all been at some point in our lives, he has a fox demon sealed inside him and that’s why the villagers hate and fear him. Now, what you’d expect of Naruto being ignored and being the butt of jokes by his classmates, that you’d expect he does something to change what they think of him-but first, we don’t know his personality. What is his personality like at the beginning of the show, you ask?
He’s loud, he’s obnoxious, he paints graffiti all over the face of the Hokage monument (which is something he’s supposed to idolize, lol) he’s pretentious, he likes to think he’s so much better than everyone else. In other words, he’s a windbag, like most young kids are, but he takes it to even higher degrees. In other words, he’s kinda full of nonsense. It’s kinda what One Piece would have been like if Usopp had been the protagonist.
Fortunately, we have Luffy.
But the main problem with this is that Naruto, from the beginning of the series, is somewhat relatable, but if you want to achieve respect; do not do it the way Naruto does. He does it the entirely wrong way, because Naruto fails to realize that the entire world does not revolve around him. Probably about half of the series that made it or broke it for me (in my opinion, remember) was of this moron whining and moaning about everything, whining about when things wouldn’t go his way, whining about when he was put with people he didn’t like. So what? The world doesn’t revolve around you, Mr. Egotist, get over it, please!
And people say that Sasuke is egotistical, I just have to laugh, because both of them are messed-up, but Naruto wants to be in a position where everyone will have no choice but to respect him and his obnoxiousness-by being the leader of the village, to the point where he can make everyone believe everything he says. Now isn’t this a scary idea? At a young age, he already has a delusional view of himself and he thinks that everyone else should be just like him, and that’s what makes me think of Naruto as a borderline sociopath-or someone with a very grand view of themselves.
Because, you see, Naruto only cares about himself. For example, he likes Sakura, but he doesn’t care about her choosing to like another guy. But my main problem with Naruto was that he acts like such an obnoxious jackass towards everyone else that you just can’t sympathize with him. Not whenever he’s being so rude to teachers, classmates….he wants to be a great ninja, yet he does nothing but sleep or play pranks and do absolutely no learning at all. Then tell me how the hell he plans to be a ninja if he just goofs off all the time?
It’s downright pathetic. Now at the beginning of the series, I tried to be a little lenient, figuring that since Naruto was a little kid, he was gonna be self-centered and thought later on, ‘That surely he can’t be as egotistical as he says he is.” And as the series went on, I was very much mistaken. Because while Naruto has a cast of colorful characters, somehow, (because Naruto is the title of the freaking show) the author feels the need to outstage every other character just for this Marty Stu to outshine them. Now, it wouldn’t be so bad if he was allowed to fail every once in a while. But…nope.
Sasuke vs. Haku? Naruto has to beat him, because apparently he’s the main lead, so it’s up to him! Now if you’re saying Naruto’s a courageous guy, yes, he is, but he’s also very self-centered, just like Sasuke. He’s obsessed with chasing after a guy who has clearly made it out that he doesn’t want to be his friend anymore and is sick and tired of his stalking tendencies. His selfishness knows no bounds.
Probably one of the worst examples of this is where Rock Lee is determined to defeat both Gaara and Neji. That’s been Rock Lee’s dream far longer than it has been Naruto’s. So we see a chance for Lee to recover and defeat Neji, because that’s been his dream, right? Nope. Naruto has to step in and do it, completely crushing Lee’s hopes and dreams, because screw Lee, everything’s all about Naruto!
Naruto tries to fight Itachi, because not only are they after him (because apparently screw the fact that my best friend has been through a lot of mental pain and emotional trauma, fuck the fact that he’s my best friend and that he wants to kill this guy, I’m going to because I only care about myself!)
You know, in the beginning, they allowed Naruto to make mistakes, and I was glad about that, but as the series went on….. I never could say anything like this before because I had a friend who was obsessed with Naruto and I was afraid of saying how I really felt because I was afraid she’d never accept me.
But it really, really bewildered me when I read that Naruto kept on getting techniques and powers, despite doing nothing to achieve them. And it just baffled me when I went to Naruto Shippuden and Naruto is still the same old, same old, only his egotism has jumped up a few notches, and every character he runs across bows down to his shit and they’re all praising him.
Now, another problem I have with Naruto is he doesn’t back up his claims, and he’s pretty intolerant of other peoples’ beliefs. Neji explains to Naruto exactly how his belief system in his clan works. It may be harsh, but that’s how his belief system works, and he can stick to it. Naruto, being the jackass that he is, doesn’t realize the importance of stuff and just decides to completely disrespect what he believes. If you think someone else’s beliefs are ‘barbaric’, that is your opinion, just as it is my opinion that I do not like Naruto.
Though the kind of person he is-forcing his beliefs down others’ throats-is not a good trait to possess, it’d be better if more people reprimanded him for this. Probably the worst part of this is when Kakashi (his teacher) is lamenting over Obito being Tobi, thinking what could I have done to make the situation better? And then Naruto barges in, doesn’t offer a word of consolation to him, instead screams how he’s going to be Hokage, and that’s it; because apparently your dreams matter far more than Kakashi’s grief. Heaven help us!
And at the beginning of the series, there were people who held him in line, but now his ego’s as big as the Goodyear Blimp, and since he’s the main character, what he says goes. And apparently the main law of anime is that main leads are exempt from criticism, which I disagree with. You know, Naruto should not just be about Naruto, he’s not the only freaking ninja in there-there’s Konohamaru, Sakura, Sasuke, Lee, all these others that had so much promise-and yet Kishimoto never bothered to use any of them. And now the show is dead.
And I’m pretty sure everyone’s worshipping Naruto saying what a great character he is, while I sit here facepalming and wondering if I’m the only anime fan who doesn’t adore Naruto. What I’m saying is, if you have a potential Gary Stu or Mary Sue as the lead, you might as well give them some flaws and make sure that the main plot doesn’t have to be always about them. Avatar the Last Airbender is about Aang; but it’s about a bunch of other characters, too and the show doesn’t forget that. It’s about Zuko, Katara, Sokka, Toph, Suki; it does not forget about the others. Their stories are just as important as the hero’s.
What’s a series that I think did a MUCH better job of developing a cheery blond-haired boy? Pandora Hearts; Oz at first is a bit like Naruto, egotistical, childish, happy, but the PH authoress knows how to write stories. She knows how to write each of the characters in a way so they’re all so multifaceted and you can’t help but love them. And the most important thing she never forgets-none of them ever outshine the others, they all have their own place and their own flaws, and none of them are better than the other.
Unfortunately, in the beginning Kishimoto was doing really well with this. He had stuff focused on Shikamaru, on Sasuke, on Itachi. He had everyone well-rounded, until Naruto Shippuden, where Naruto’s ego exploded. And then every other villain has to be defeated by Naruto, because no one else can possibly do the job but him, right? I think it’s a shame that Naruto wound up being so bad, but I’m glad it’s over because it was one of the most overrated shows on the face of the planet. I know there might be people who hate me for this, but I do not like a character that has no respect for anyone else.
A character does not need to state their goals every episode, like a broken record. Otherwise, you might be confusing a character with a puppet. Because even Oz’s ‘sin’, makes him more full of life than Naruto; because even though Oz is a rabbit doll, Oz has more personality and life to him than Naruto at the end does. Naruto had so much potential, I was expecting it to be a great show and instead what I got was all about this blond braggart starting a cult. And getting everyone else in on it.
And the ending was disappointing as well, because instead of Sakura getting OVER her feelings for Sasuke and marrying Naruto (not a Narusaku shipper, but they really WERE pointing toward their relationship, you know) they decided to end with Sakura marrying Sasuke, even though that ship sank a long time ago, and Naruto marrying Hinata. WTF? It’s like he didn’t pay attention to his script at all-oh, wait, fuck this shit. It’s terrible. It’s terrible.
Naruto isn’t the only anime out there. No words can express how much I tried to like this and failed. This show is just disappointing on so many levels. There are better anime out there, people. Please, look for them.
6. Elfen Lied
Sigh. Here’s another show I had high promise for, and it failed. It failed me terribly. I came into this show, thinking it would be like Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, well-written, full of good characters, maybe even suspenseful like Mirai Nikki or good like Madoka. I was wrong on so many levels. The name of this terrible sucker and most disgustingly depraved show is Elfen Lied, folks. Elfen Lied.
There is a great reviewer on Amazon who has described this series as being like if you baked a cake for someone, but it was really elephant dung and you decorated it with frosting on top and you tried to convince them that despite all the shit in the middle, it was good. Despite a few promising things, Elfen Lied just failed so much. The dub is terrible, none of the characters’ voices fit them. But I think the part it fails at most is the story. What the heck kind of story was it trying to tell?
Are all humans evil douches that deserve to die, and that Mary Sue girls with pink hair and horns deserve more rights over ordinary people? Was it trying to tell us of the pain of repressed memories, was it trying to tell us that every parent on earth is a jackass? Elfen Lied is totally mean-spirited, and I hate those kinds of works. I hate to sound like the Grinch, spoiling your fun, but I hate shows that are so misanthropic and cynical that they make every single person out to be a jackass. They make it sound like everyone’s out to get you, which isn’t true.
What does Higurashi teach us? Higu teaches us that violence is bad and results from miscommunication and hardship and we should all try harder and achieve a happy ending. And in the end, there are no more tragedies, everyone is truly happy. Higurashi does not deserve to be classed with stuff as lowbrow as Elfen Lied. You wanna know something Higu never did? It never had naked chicks for the sake of horror. This one does.
And the second it opens up, ELD decides that women are nothing more than objects to parade around naked, because apparently all the bad guys have to be women. Apparently the murderous females are just psychotic bitches because they’re just women. The main character is a Special Snowflake to the highest order, bullied, sees pet killed in front of her and then makes her first killing. And because of them, she hates every other person on earth and they all deserve to die. Now, despite how depraved and terrible that way of thinking is, once again this is another show that just completely goes nowhere. There are promising characters like Yuka, who has a crush on her cousin, but unlike another show that tackled that believably with a good relationship between the cousins-even with them being related.
Suguha is actually better-written, better-done and more dramatic. But maybe Yuka’s a bit more sympathetic AT FIRST. But then she becomes a total bitch, beating up on her cousin for no good reason. Oh, he has amnesia and can’t remember her? Act nasty and slap him for little things, and when he tries to be nice to an amnesiac girl, it gives you a free pass to be as nasty as possible. I hate Yuka. She’s totally useless in the plot, and does nothing but whine.
But compare that to your own brother being trapped in an online video game, in love with someone he doesn’t even know in real life, someone who started ignoring you because he didn’t think you were good enough to approach. Then he winds up being in the same game with you, you fall in love with him again, and he breaks your heart. That’s more sympathetic than some creepy chick beating up on a guy every time he does an innocuous deed and slapping him. And the problem is that ELD has this good buildup. I guess you can feel for some of the characters, like Mayu and Nana. You start to feel a little bit, and hope maybe Nana’s positive nature can make this show better! No, it doesn’t.
Lucy has no remorse for having murdered an innocent family. That’s not good, that’s horrifying. And sadly, even the mentally retarded stereotype that Nyuu is, pissing herself, groping people, taking baths with them, walking around naked…I wish this was a bad fanfiction. But no, Elfen Lied is real, it exists, you can buy this for yourself and watch it and shake your head, saying what were they thinking? This show is by far one of the most sexist, terrible things I’ve ever had to watch, and I regret watching.
Despite all that, I’m sick and tired of people praising it so much. But you wanna know how bad some of the ELD fans got? On TV Tropes, they said that the girl who murdered Kouta’s family shoulda killed more people. TV Tropes had to remove an Elfen Lied page because of immature fans.
Because doing this….
and this makes you a great person…
You know, Lucy could just control her powers, and live a normal life. In other words, not be a murderous bitch who kills people to get in their houses when she could, you know, get adopted. Oz Vessalius gets adopted and controls his powers and turns out normal. Most of the X-men control their powers and become normal. Why can’t you….hmm?
And ordinary people are not just objects for aliens and monsters to destroy. I hate that stuff. The producers of the show make it sound like you have to have something wrong with you in order to be an individual who’s worthy of respect. Otherwise, you’re expendable. That’s a terrible message, just a terrible show.
Number 7 on list of terrible anime I’ve watched….there is….okay, drum roll…wait for it….
This is turning out to be an exorbitantly long list, particularly because I remember all the animated abominations I’ve watched. I don’t know if someone’s coined that already. Hmm…..how about….
7. Hetalia Axis Powers
What can be said about this show? It’s not even twenty minutes long, it completely makes a joke out of history, it’s historically inaccurate, it’s racially offensive, and worst of all, it denies the Holocaust and makes light of war, something which I can never forgive. It’s terrible. I just hate it so much….just like Homestuck, I am sick and tired of hearing how great it is. It makes me want to throw up every time I hear how great it is. Every time I hear this thing mocking history, this thing that makes the loss of Anne Frank and her entire family minus her family, Miep Gies, all the people that suffered during Franco’s, Hitler’s, Stalin’s, and Mussolini’s rule….all these people who suffered under despots during history….to make their rulers who are such evil assholes and douches…to make them not psychotic mass murderers, and instead make them figures to laugh at…it isn’t just disrespectful, it’s downright terrible.
I read a person on Tumblr on Weeaboo horror stories about a girl who couldn’t invite her friend over to her house anymore because her friend made a Hetalia joke to her Jewish family that survived the holocaust. Naturally, they were offended, of course they were. Because every single country in this show is a stereotype. America is a lazy nation that does nothing and believes it’s the best, Japan, of course is innocent, and China is evil. Of course. Of courseeeee….
Italy is an idiot who only screams about pasta. I remember one time in my class in school, there was a student teacher who was Italian, and the kids mocked her in front of the teachers, asking questions like ‘are you in the mafia?’ or ‘do you only eat pizza and spaghetti?’ It was awful seeing such ignorance, and these shows only perpetuate such stereotypes. As a matter of fact, one of my mom’s friends started talking to me last Friday about how much he hates Italian stereotypes and he says they don’t always eat pasta, but they are good cooks, and they eat regular food like you and me. Now what would he say if he saw this offensive show?
You may consider it funny now, but what happens when real people see this show mocking their culture, mocking who they are, and making light of their history and the innocents who suffered? Revolutionary war is ridiculed as some small event, ignoring the soldiers who died. Even the Civil War and Hitler’s takeover of Lithuania and Poland is mocked. Hint, they didn’t do it for shits and giggles. It was a brutal takeover, where tons of people died. And this show makes no mention of death, even though they’re in the middle of war.
Just downright offensive. Just…don’t….
The animation is weird, the characters are weird…I just couldn’t get into it. Maybe I’m having second thoughts, but it was so many shades of ‘nope’ that I just didn’t like it. You’re free to like it if you want, but I don’t. This is a special number eight. The actual number eight is…
8.* Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji
Yet another example of me making a mistake of trying out the mainstream series when I know I’ll be disappointed. I mean, it had so much going for it. It’s the story of a young boy who has no parents and made a deal with the devil. I was expecting it to be a masterpiece like Pandora Hearts, with some good Victorian drama, romance, fantasy and a bit of history thrown in, but again like Dark Shadows, it turns out to be….ugh. Having to remember reading through it is just horrifying.
The only characters that are of any interest to me besides the butler and the main character, Ciel….all the other characters do is screw shit up. Now, keep in mind I haven’t read the later volumes, and I have no intention to, because it just disappointed me so much. Don’t accuse me of ignorance-I don’t want to know, I don’t want to read it-it’s just not my cup of tea.
For starters, I think I said before that I don’t like useless females who just serve as damsels to whine and moan and do useless stuff. The two females in this show existed for that very purpose. There was one that tripped over everything, there’s a cook that sets fire to everything. If it were One Piece, this shit would be funny, but if you’re trying to tell a serious story, have the comedy in at an appropriate time, and when it isn’t appropriate, leave it out, because otherwise you’re just making characters be asses for no good reason, and if they’re really that incompetent, just fire them.
But seriously, all it was about serving tea, special ways to cook dinner….it was so stiff and boring I felt myself going to sleep. That was bad because there I was trying to read something at my relative’s house who doesn’t like anime and I wanted to read something to make me forget about that, and instead it just reminded me of how much I dislike British Tv and how much I dislike British things like this, (like Monarch of the Glen and Downton Abbey) because unless they’re dosed with something interesting like Geass, or Pandora Hearts, unless they’re original, they just don’t catch me.
I think the thing that sealed it for me (ha ha, get the pun?) was the girl, Lizzie, I guess her name is. Runs in, sees a precious object she knows her boyfriend cares about because he’s suffered the loss of his parents. You’d think she’d know better than to touch it and do something to it. But no, instead she drops it, screaming that it’s the only thing the boy loves and acts like a total bitch and runs out, and he’s expected to forgive HER when she acted like that? I don’t like sexism of any kind. When men don’t cause women to be upset, there’s no reason to bash on them. I’m sick of anime making perverted men and making men out to be evil douches. When Kirito refuses to sleep with Asuna in SAO when he just wants to respect her body and her decisions, she hits him and calls him an idiot. When Ed refuses to let Winry touch his stuff, she whines and moans and spends all his hard-earned money on things she didn’t buy herself. And she never pays him back.
I dunno if the anime will be any better. And the Black Butler fanfictions aren’t bad. I mean, Ciel interested me enough. The rest of the characters? No. Hell, it could just be all about Ciel and I wouldn’t care. He’s interesting.
9. Garzey’s Wing
Now this is an anime everyone should watch just to laugh their asses off at. The dub is terrible. The quotes are surprisingly philosophical: ‘Humans are always just humans because they’re human.’ and the whole plot with the boy being split into two different forms in different dimensions makes ‘perfect sense.’ And him being carried away by a magical flying goose, er swan that grabs him apparently makes as much sense to the characters as it does to the viewers. They seem to understand even when we don’t.
It’s an absolute laugh riot. It’s terrible. Here’s a link to this piece of crap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWru5o07j_I
10. Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya….
Boy, I really am hitting the popular ones, aren’t I? What do I dislike about this one? Its general lack of interesting characters, a Mary Sue character who gets everything to go her way….well, it started out interesting enough, guy that’s interested in mysterious girl, but it turns out she’s god and can destroy the entire world if she wants to. So if the world isn’t interesting enough to her, she’ll destroy it. You just erased a good premise of a girl being God and turned it into a work of a spoiled toddler.
This girl is a sociopath….words cannot describe how much more horrifying this show becomes. This girl goes from simply dressing and acting weird to ignoring her peers and calling their interests ‘stupid,’ and making up an alien club….to kidnapping an innocent girl from her class, blackmails her into wearing sexy outfits, doesn’t understand why that’s not okay for school, touches her breasts and gropes them constantly. She tries to steal a computer from a computer lab, despite the students explaining to her again and again that they don’t belong to her. This doesn’t satisfy her so she decides to blackmail an innocent guy by falsely accusing her of molesting the girl when SHE pushed him in the way of the girl so he would deliberately touch her breasts. Takes a picture of it.
There’s just no way I can stand reading a book about someone that creepy. When you tell me they’re the hero and they’re gonna get away with that shit, I’m just like what the hell’s wrong with you? Ain’t never touching them again. I tried reading three volumes before I called it quits and sent them to my library.
11. On list of Stupidity….there’s only more terrible anime out there, awaiting exploration….
These are the final voyages of the starship ShinigamipilotDuo’s journey into the Anime Abyss, returning relatively insane and still kind of sane. Yeah, we’re done with the Star Trek jokes now. The next one is….what can I think of?
I think I’ve said it before, but this show is so bad I feel it needs to be seen to be believed. The manga had an interesting story going, but the author forgets about her own plot about the boy fleeing from the evil organization which is already interesting enough, drops him into the hands of losers. All they do is rescue cats up in trees….crossdress to catch drug lords, and have cooking contests and he helps free a group of psychic children. It’s like a superhero show, except it doesn’t sustain any interest. It’s just terrible. They just ruined it. So freak that show. I don’t like it.
12.Katekyo Hitman Reborn (another show I just didn’t get into)
Again, this is another show I tried hard to like, but I couldn’t. The main character’s too wimpy, I don’t like bullying. The nickname ‘Useless’ for a character is cruel. It’s just awful. I’m kind of a sensitive sop, but I don’t enjoy bullying of a protagonist. Nor do I enjoy protagonists being milksops.
It was interesting at some parts, kinda fun, but afterwards, it just became awful.
Now we’ve really entered the Core of the Bad Anime Abyss. Ha hahaha, there are only a few more anime left that are so bad, you must promise to never watch them. They’re just that bad.
Oh boy, I can’t even believe this show got aired on Toonami, it’s that bad. It’s a show about a place where they torture prisoners, despite the arguments in many of America’s courts today that criminals shouldn’t be tortured. And an innocent kid is accused of murdering his classmates, despite:
1.No one saw him do it.
2.He didn’t have a freaking weapon. You can’t just kill an entire classroom with your bare hands.
3.He was traumatized and scared.
The evidence is bullshit, and anyone who’s even nice to the main character gets killed. It’s just that depraved and stupid. I felt like pounding my head against a wall. Read the Rossman’s review of it here:
Face it, even my dog isn’t as stupid as this show, or the people in charge of this show.
15. Free, Iwatobi Swim Club, and Prince of Tennis.
I’ve seen lots of godawful work….but these two were just so boring. I couldn’t get into it. I don’t like watching sports, I’d much rather be doing them. Swimming is fun on your own and in a team, but if you have to sit out and watch it, it’s worse and boring.
16.Tie between these two for terrible: Crescent Moon
Can’t stop sighing…I know I’m gonna get flamed for saying I hate these shows….why can’t I say anything? Why can’t I say anything? Ah, it’s a Sailor Moon knockoff, and it’s totally a ripoff. All these weird people molest this girl because she brings about ‘good luck’ for everyone but herself. Unfortunately, that is only mediocrity. The other two shows I’m discussing are so bad you’ll never want to touch manga again.
You’re probably asking yourselves, how can there be anything worse than School Days, than Elfen Lied, than Garzey’s Wing. Unfortunately, my friends there are shows that are that bad.
Eiken is a porn anime of a guy being attacked by a bunch of girls with big breasts. They eat hot dogs and lollipops,and it’s just so sexist and terrible….ugh, it’s just as bad as Kodomo No Jikan, which is a terrible one also. Excuse me while I go bawl my eyes out over the lack of fairness in anime. Eiken is just disgusting, period.
You really want to, I suppose I’ll boot up the list.
18.Anything by the author of Thunder Prince, Beauty and Warrior:
These probably take the list for most boring, dull and annoying animation in general (in fact I think they’re Indian cartoons) but it doesn’t help that they’re inspired by anime and everything about it is terrible. The camera angles are bad, the plot goes nowhere. I’m gonna include a link to Beauty and Warrior. In Thunder Prince, the actors sound like bored high schoolers and names are mispronounced. A man jumps off a cliff and actually SCREAMS AHHHH as he does it.
And the little boy in the show winds up losing his accent and instead sounds like a middle-aged British woman. The acting in this is so bad it makes Zelda CDI look great. It must be seen to be believed.
19.ThreeX Three Eyes
Initially, I thought this series was gonna be good. Instead, all it consists of is a girl getting attacked for having a third eye. Weird abominations appear out of nowhere and they’re never explained. It’s that bad.
20….Animation you should never freaking touch….Anything by Tamayo Akiyama…
She is a woman who was once part of CLAMP, which was actually worth something, but since they realized she sucked, they kicked her out and she started making her own shitty spinoffs, her most popular being HYPER RUNE. Zyword is the worst manga I’ve ever read.
It centers around a princess named Lunatia. And her friend. And a girl who disappears just after she’s introduced, sorry. There are these three queens who rule the world, but no one knows who they are. They tie the world together. A six-year old has hair that trails down past her back, she can perform magic at age six. No one knows what Zyword is, or why it’s frozen in time. None of that is ever explained.
They bounce back and forth and then the plot is stuck in a lengthy flashback where a girl who’s five shouldn’t even remember this stuff….being bullied for an incredibly…minor reason. I mean, does picking flowers and making donuts count as a reason to bully someone? And last but not least, you know the series just ends in one volume. It’s a mystery. The heroine promises she’ll restore peace to Zyword and nothing happens.
In fact, my mother read it, too and she was so bewildered by it that both of us laugh our asses off at the line within the story itself that says, ‘What are the Goddesses, really? And WHAT IS ZYWORD?’
So, I think I will quote the owl from the Tootsie Roll commercials and say, ‘What the hell is Zyword? The world will never know.’
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